💼 Work & School Survival
Survive the 9-to-5 (and the 8-to-3).
Meeting bingo, email sign-offs and homework first steps: survive the 9-to-5 (and the 8-to-3).
"Could Have Been an Email" Verdict
Seven questions about your meeting. One verdict: meeting, email or nothing.
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Seven questions about your meeting. One verdict: meeting, email or nothing.
Open tool → ✉️Email Sign-Off PickerThree email sign-offs for any mood: polite, passive-aggressive, dramatic or corporate.
Open tool → 📋Meeting Bingo CardA fresh meeting bingo card full of "you're on mute". Tap squares, shout bingo.
Open tool → 🟢Slack Status GeneratorFunny Slack or Teams status messages with an emoji and a "back by" time.
Open tool → 🧍Standup Update RandomizerGenerate a perfectly vague daily standup update: yesterday, today, blockers.
Open tool →What's in Work & School Survival?
Work & School Survival covers the funny side of offices and classrooms: meeting bingo cards, email sign-off pickers, "could this have been an email?" verdicts and a first-step picker for homework you are avoiding.
They are made to be shared with colleagues and classmates who are stuck in the same meeting. Light, harmless and corporate-safe.
The first tools are being scribbled. In the meantime, Excuse Roulette and the "K" Reply Elaborator have office modes.
How people use these tools
Bingo cards to survive them together.
Sign-offs and replies with a wink.
Tiny first steps for big assignments.
Still being scribbled
Little questions about Work & School Survival
Are these safe to use at work?
Yes, they are light and harmless; still, know your audience.
When will they launch?
Soon; see "Still being scribbled".
Will there be meeting bingo?
Yes, with cards you can print or share.
Are they free?
Yes, every tool is free.
Can I suggest one?
Yes, use the Suggest a silly tool form.
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